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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:46

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

{RING} {RING}

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

Yes sir it is.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

After a few moments he returns.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What is the best way to get over your ex?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why do men love to stink/being smelly?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.